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Julian Finn, Museum Victoria, The Malacological Society of London

Argonaut

Our No. 1 weirdest animal penis goes to the argonaut octopus, a type of nautilus. This tentacle animal swims around in the ocean, but while it’s busy looking for food and checking out the sights, the argonaut’s penis simply detaches itself and swims away to look for ladyparts. When scientists first encountered the disembodied penis, they thought it was a parasitic worm. It was only years later that they discovered the swimming organ was actually a zombielike sperm bomb.

The Weirdest Animal Penises

Sorry girls, I cannot control my penis!

(via asylumseaker)

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    Reblogging because it has my last name as it’s name. WEIRD. I have a huge penis, too!! bahaha.
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    0h w0w why is this so funny, it shouldn’t be this funny!
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    Wow! I just wonder how this was selected for!
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    what’s the fun in that?
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    Brings a whole new meaning to “I swear, honey, the thing has a mind of its own!”
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    Sorry girls, I cannot control my penis!
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    The more you fucking know.
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    Our bizarre planet and its oceanic creatures…
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